justintimerblake:

getting your sleeves wet when youre washing your hands

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fallen-inspiration:

medusan:

aydol:

GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS

i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround

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When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv

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THATS A PICTURE OF MY LAPTOP ON MY BED TAKEN RIGHT WHERE I WAS SITTING WHAT DO I DO ?????

u dead

u hella ded

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Vor 19 Stunden 74.618 Anmerkungen By mf-doom Via tonarchy
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phosphorescentt:

life goals:

independence
intelligence
financial stability
cute face
cute butt
a little scary

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lithium98:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP


This is natures way of weeding out the unfit to survive in this world.

lithium98:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

This is natures way of weeding out the unfit to survive in this world.

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dacelio:

"Mom I don’t feel well I cant go to school"image

[Mom Leaves]

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asapblowjob:

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thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

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fuckmestupid:

The most awesome dollar bill I have ever received.

fuckmestupid:

The most awesome dollar bill I have ever received.

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Vor 1 Tag 615 Anmerkungen By criminalblonde Via her0inchic
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"Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out."

- Porphyria R’lyeh (via stevenbong)

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whiteteen:


Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

whiteteen:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

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let-them-eat-vag:


Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal

let-them-eat-vag:

Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal

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carlosofthecosmos:

carlosofthecosmos:

unimpressed2chainz:

samuel l. jackson is so adorable on twitter look at these old ppl selfies 

I can’t fucking breathe holy moly

I wanna take all my selfies like the one on the right. I wanna channel this energy all the time

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